Where am I? Is this another dimension?
I have been lost but I am found! (That sounds a bit religious!)
Hallelua (see, I don't even know how to spell it!)
I have inspected various parts of the world, looked at old stuff, rummaged in rubble and crawled through a city underground, (not to mention the water tunnels of Exeter), and now I find myself in the raffia cupboard! Any cocoa? Medications, Gin........

I know that feeling. I have about as peculiar a surname as there is and have been trying to trace it. No luck. Egregious past holders of the name have been (this is practically the lot - I hope) Al Capone's favourite crooked lawyer and a 14th century abbot, possibly the same person of that name executed for burglary at about the same time.

So, if I have Megra's debit card (I'm not telling), it's just in the blood, or the genes. Or something.

doatie drank all the poteen