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doatie



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PostSubject: The Tabby Menace   Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:17 pm

Some of you cat lovers may be green with envy that Magic does not belong to their household. A couple called Tariq and Sam own a tabby who bursts through the cat-flap to attack the postie. They have been told that their Mail will be stopped if there are any further incidents. I thought all Mail was about to be stopped anyway. What will poor Magic do for a hobby then?
When a District Royal Mail Manager called on the couple the cat did not re-act. Drugged or a snob? Denzil, secure in his own fur, simply ignores Tradespeople. Especially those who address him as `Pussy`.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tabby Menace   Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:34 am

They have been told that their Mail will be stopped.

The Wail? Why, oh why oh why can't they recognise a blessing? No more moralising from...(leave it at that.)
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PostSubject: Re: The Tabby Menace   Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:40 am

Our 'Fidget' is terrified of all tradespersons - judging by some of the so-called professionals that have crossed the MM threshold in the last few months, (employees of British Gas please note) she's an extremely good judge of character.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tabby Menace   Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:32 am

Depending upon her mood, Thingy either stares lovingly at any new man who puts in an appearance or takes one sniffy look and struts off in disdain. She's mostly anyone's for a tickle and something to eat and I've never known her put out a claw in anger at anyone or anything. Sometimes, I wish for her sake that she had a bit more attitude

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PostSubject: Re: The Tabby Menace   Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:25 pm

She's mostly anyone's for a tickle and something to eat

Me too. I'm still waiting for offers.


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