Why oh why do I keep being told that my user name and code name are wrong and TRY AGAIN??? This is my third go this morning and I have not had breakfast yet and suddenly it has accepted my moniker without any of this `Who are you?` shit.
I have answered Madsa`s posting three times (when I could get in) and each time the posting has floated off into outer space.
Don`t worry, Madsa. Matron will come back when her instinct tells her that I have returned from my Autumn Break with Saga in Cornwall. I shall be garlanded with piskies and saying Aaaarh! a lot and she won`t want to miss it.
I am sure we all miss her. I miss her jokes and her personalityand its time she supplied another crate of `the crathur` as supplies must be running low. She is like one of those old friends I am sure we all have who we may not meet for a time but when we do we pick up straight away.
If this post does not get through THERE WILL BE TROUBLE!!!!

doatie

It's not just you doatie - it's arsing about big time. The 'ads' were back, then I was told to log in, whereupon it told me that 'that username is already taken' (I know dammit, it's mine), then it said the session had expired - that'll be the session I still haven't actually managed to have? So I went off and did something useful, namely calming down the cat who goes a bit doolally when the wind's blowing! Like you I come back and (what passes here for) normality, is restored, until it said there was a 'server error' and everything disappeared yet again. I think its Matron, or maybe its Michael doing that dance with those chicken's teeth – again. Megra, sort him out will you?

How was Cornwall?

Have not been to Cornwall yet! Could Michael do a no-rain in Cornwall dance, wearing the chickens teeth?

doatie PS. Got in without trouble this time!

Could Michael do a no-rain in Cornwall dance, wearing the chickens teeth?

Only if Fish agrees to strip off and perform his own party piece (as in that photo a while ago.)

Must have missed that photograph...Please, please repeat?

doatie

Ask Fish, Doatie. I'm hopeless at graphics. But Fish knows what I mean, don't you?