How can I poison the man next door?

doatie · Number of posts: 1098 Registration date: 2007-03-18

I have seen a HogWeed. Like a Triffid. Please God never fall out with any of you lot!

doatie

Michael · Subject: Re: How can I poison the man next door? Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:15 pm

Sorry, Doatie, you've misidentified the said weed. I was out hiking around your way. Please say 'hello' in future. Consequence: you have fallen out with me. So there!

cyclops

doatie · Number of posts: 1098 Registration date: 2007-03-18

Oh, bother! Please accept abject apologies.

doatie. PS. You might at least have said hello.

Michael · Subject: Re: How can I poison the man next door? Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:49 pm

PS. You might at least have said hello.

What do you imagine that rustling sound was? (To be more honest, I was on the watch for anybody with weedkiller at the ready.)

A friendly rustle this time, now I'm on the root home

lol!

fishbonerock · Number of posts: 352 Registration date: 2007-03-24

You people are full of evil ideas....I love them! (Especially the Giant Hogweed....)

Michael · Subject: Re: How can I poison the man next door? Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:36 pm

So that's who sends me valentines! Found you out at last.

madasaballoon · Number of posts: 1041 Registration date: 2007-03-15

fishbonerock wrote:

You people are full of evil ideas....I love them! (Especially the Giant Hogweed....)

It could be disguised in a colony of Cardoons ...

megra · Subject: Re: How can I poison the man next door? Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:32 pm

Personally, I'd have no truck with any weed that is taller than me but I'd happily see them overrun some other evil bastard...

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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? [attr. Epicurus]

Michael · Subject: Re: How can I poison the man next door? Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:53 pm

But I'd happily see them overrun some other evil bastard...

There's a posse of Triffids on its way (on the root?) to the Conservative conference now.